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What do your girl friend and Search Engines have in Common???? Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Posted by sarasotapodcast in My Favorite Tags.
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 What do your girl friend and Search Engines have in Common????
(Just for fun nothing personal)

 Search Engines:
Index and ranks your site

 Girl friend says:
Can read you and rank you

 Search Engines say:
Follow Guidelines
Girl friend say:

Follow my guidelines.(I have my own guidelines)

 Search Engines say:
Have Relevant links to sites

Girl friend says:
Avoid relevant links to my friends

 Search Engines say:
Submit a sitemap to learn about the structure of your site and to increase the coverage of your webpages.

Girl friend says:
Submit a mind map to learn about you, your habits and to increase the possibility to stick with you until I get bored

 Search Engines say:
Be aware your site is online.

Girl friend says:
Inform all your friends especially girls that you have a girl friend now

Search Engines say:
Submit your site to relevant directories. as well as to other industry-specific expert sites.

Girl friends say:
Inform your families and friends that you are taken

 Search Engines say:
Make a site with a clear hierarchy and text links. Every page should be reachable from at least one static text link

Girl friend says:
You and your phone should be reachable for me at any moment. You should pick up the phone within two or three rings

 Search Engines say:
Offer a site map to your users with links that point to the important parts of your site.

Girl friend says:
Tell me all about the numbers in your phone book

 Search Engines say:
Create a useful, information-rich site, and write pages that clearly and accurately describe your content.

Girl friend says:
Give me more information of what you do. Clearly explain what you will be doing everyday. When you come home describe what you did the whole day

 Search Engines say:
Think about the words users would type to find your pages, and make sure that your site actually includes those words within it.

Girl friend says:
You are in big trouble if someone searches you online and finds you.

 Search Engines say:
Check for broken links and correct HTML

Girl friend says:
Tell me everything about your last break up

 Search Engines say:
Keep the links on a given page to a reasonable number (fewer than 100)

Girl friend says:
Have a reasonable number of friends (fewer than 1) 

 Search Engines say:
Make pages for users, not for search engines. Don’t deceive your users or present different content to search engines than you display to users, which is commonly referred to as “cloaking.”

Girl friend says:
When you say, we are going out, make sure you take me out that night, dont deceive me by giving excuses